1. You’ve taken shots with a Ben Franklin impersonator and didn’t even notice.
2. You’ve gotten drunk and danced with the Mummers.
3. You insist that the drunker you get the easier it is to solve the puzzles on the bottom of Lionshead bottle tops.
4. Yeah, you love your Troegs, Victory, and Weyerbacher, but you feel no shame in drinking an old standard like Iron City, Lion, or Yuengling. However, if you drink IC Light Mango you will be judged. By me.