8 Excuses to Drink on Weekdays That You Should Probably Never Use

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by Scott Brannon Apr 22, 2015

1. Monday

The universally acceptable excuse for drinking on a Monday is simply to say, “It’s Monday.”

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2. Tuesday

The one day of the week YOU SHOULDN’T DRINK, but you’ve always fancied yourself a contrarian and you really want to use up that last bit of hair gel.

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3. Wednesday

You roll your eyes every time someone says “hump day,” but then you think about it for a while, and you’re like…

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4. Thursday

Because not blasting out a text message announcing “Thirsty Thursday” is pretty much impossible. And once that happens you’re like…

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***Intermission. How is that work week going?***

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And when those run out, use these…

5. Monday

You will just go along to hear some music from a DJ you really like and you swear it won’t turn into…

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6. Tuesday

Dollar tacos are not going to wash themselves down.

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7. Wednesday

OMG 80s NIGHT!

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8. Thursday

Because you’re ONLY having ONE DRINK.

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