1. Your shoes are no longer covered in dog poop.
2. No more martinis; Champagne Billecart Extra Brut is your new drink of choice.
It’s the national beverage and there’s no need to choose between shaken or stirred, olives or twists — just deliciously cold bubbly that leaves your palate refreshed to sample some céleri rémoulade and terrine de campagne on freshly baked baguette slices.