1. Twirlblast
A tornado, according to people in the 1700s. Why we switched to tornado, I’ll never understand.
2. Chork
The act of making the sound your shoes make when you’re walking in them and they’re full of water.
3. Interrobang
This actually does not refer to the activities of a successful third date, but rather refers to a specific punctuation mark that is a mixture of a question mark and an exclamation mark (‽). The fact that we choose to write ?!?! instead of using interrobangs is just sheer laziness.