Number of times I cleaned caked-on mud off my headlight covers: 3
Number of times I forgot to clean my headlight covers and drove blind through the darkness for an hour, following the tail lights of the car ahead of me and hoping for the best: 1
Days I spent dreaming about my next trans-Canada trip: Days 1 through 9
Days I spent vowing never to do another trans-Canada trip, and questioning why I ever wanted to do the first one: Days 10, 11
Days I spent dreaming about my next trans-Canada trip all over again: Day 12