1. Your neighbor’s dog has bright pink hair and nicer shoes and necklaces than you do.
2. You order your 3×3 burger Animal Style.
3. Pizza basically sucks, except at Garage Pizza, where it’s pretty great.
4. Scientologists aggressively try to recruit you for screening at their testing centers on Hollywood Boulevard.
5. You get all your daily news, culture, and entertainment from KCRW.