1. Get run over by a bike on the Venice Boardwalk
It’s a rite-of-passage, more than anything. The boardwalk is for bikes and rollerblades. Not walking. Maybe you’ll know that. But you could be the most self-aware person in the world, with the situational awareness of a Navy Seal, and you’d slip up eventually. You’ll get distracted. And when you do get laid out like a 90-lb. linebacker, everybody will see.