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30 Things You Will Never Hear Someone From Colorado Say

by Brian Lewis Jul 28, 2015

1. You need a ride from DIA? Pick me! Pick me!

2. I welcome Texans with open arms.

3. CU should have no problem with the Ducks this year.

4. The Rockies are looking stellar so far.

5. Road trip this weekend? Kansas, here we come!

6. I have no opinion on retail marijuana.

7. Green chili? No thanks.

8. I don’t really get the hiking thing.

9. You won’t believe the deal I got on this place in Aspen.

10. Mountains? Meh.

11. I had the most pleasant driving experience on I-25 today.

12. Do you have Bud Light on tap?

13. I’m having the hardest time selling my house in Wash Park.

14. They just never have any good shows at Red Rocks.

15. This humidity is killing me.

16. No, I don’t think I know anyone with a beard.

17. Obviously, the Nuggets ditched Carmelo because his defense was too good.

18. No, I don’t need anything at REI.

19. I don’t remember the last time I saw lightning.

20. Go Raiders!

21. Boulder is getting a bit too conservative for my tastes.

22. There’s just no good coffee around here.

23. It’s awesome when people water their lawn while it’s raining…there’s plenty to go around.

24. I just bought my dream home in Pueblo!

25. This lift ticket at Vail is quite reasonably priced.

26. All of this sunshine is making me depressed.

27. I’m sorry, I’m not familiar with this Elway dude?

28. Man, have I been craving some Casa Bonita.

29. I forgot where we parked…just look for the only Subaru in the lot.

30. Sorry, no dogs on the patio.

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