1. Don’t touch it.
Whatever it is, it bites, hisses, stings, and/or burns.
2. It’s not courteous to ask an Arizonan if they’re packing a gun.
They are. Nod and smile, and don’t stare at any holsters.
3. Don’t ask and don’t tell about politics.
Then again, don’t assume. Arizonans defy stereotypes. There are conservative Mexican border patrol agents and liberal Navajo ranch owners, and libertarian peaceniks protesting The Wall. We’re a diverse group of people who all love our state, and we keep the peace by not discussing our voting record.