1. Thou shalt love soccer.
Greenlanders loved playing soccer long before outsiders discovered our country. It is our national sport and Greenlanders will support their town team no matter how badly they play. There are tournaments all year long — indoor games in the winter and outdoor games in the summer. Every year a new town will arrange the national championship. You’re lucky if you live in the town or near it, because you get to go and watch the exciting games. The rest of the population watches it on television.