How To Speak Pennsylvanian in 10 Easy Steps

1. Crick

This is where we go fishing.

2. Loyer

The person who defends you in court.

3. Neck-store neighbor

Love them or hate them, they live neck-store to you.

4. Lite-nin bug

These are the best to catch on a cool summer night.

5. PA

It’s not Pennsylvania. It’s “PA” (pronounced pee-ay).

6. Chock-lit bunny

My favorite thing about Easter!

7. Spicket

You use this and a hose to fill up the pool.

8. Yuge

“Look at the size of this fish I caught, it’s YUGE!”

9. Q-Pons

Every Pennsylvanian grandmother loves them.

10. Realitter

You call one of these when you’re ready to buy a house.