How To Speak Pennsylvanian in 10 Easy Steps
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1. Crick
This is where we go fishing.
2. Loyer
The person who defends you in court.
3. Neck-store neighbor
Love them or hate them, they live neck-store to you.
4. Lite-nin bug
These are the best to catch on a cool summer night.
5. PA
It’s not Pennsylvania. It’s “PA” (pronounced pee-ay).
6. Chock-lit bunny
My favorite thing about Easter!
7. Spicket
You use this and a hose to fill up the pool.
8. Yuge
“Look at the size of this fish I caught, it’s YUGE!”
9. Q-Pons
Every Pennsylvanian grandmother loves them.
10. Realitter
You call one of these when you’re ready to buy a house.
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