LAST MONTH’S Billabong Pro Tahiti brought the world’s best surfers together at Teahupoo. Unlike most other big reef breaks, when the right southern swell hits Teahupoo, the wave sucks water off the swaths of underwater coral and dumps it right back down, with faces that range from 20 to 30 feet. This is also why the break is said to “have teeth.” (Unsurprisingly, demigod Kelly Slater took home the prize.)
It’s so f*ing dangerous it got us thinking about what other poop-inducing sports competitions exist out there. Check out this list: