1. We DO have a food culture, and it starts at Beau Jo’s.
The mountain pie with a jar of honey and extra side of marinara is a Colorado tradition, especially after a day on the slopes.
2. Rocky mountain oysters don’t come from the sea.
In landlocked states, there are a lot more bulls than shellfish. So many, in fact, that castration is often in order. Now, what to do with all those balls lying around. . .