1. You avoid bread because there’s a remote chance you have a gluten sensitivity.
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2. And you can’t man up to finish a liter of beer.
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3. You don’t have the energy for a bike ride on a summer day.
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4. You’re way too old for world-famous fests.
5. Without gridlock you won’t finish your 50 Shades of Grey audio book.
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6. You think steel high rises are more scenic than this.
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7. You’re so over walking up hills to reach castles.
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8. You think it’s rude not to finish your meal.