8 Reasons You Should Never Move to Germany

1. You avoid bread because there’s a remote chance you have a gluten sensitivity.

You seem perfect to me. #pretzel #dachau #vscocam

A photo posted by Francesca Marra (@pistachio_peach) on May 30, 2015 at 9:46am PDT

2. And you can’t man up to finish a liter of beer.

#germany #munich #oktoberfest #firstliter #germanybeers #mylife #mylove #myholiday #nofilter #thepub #thelife #wonderlust #travelbug #2013

A photo posted by Sabrina.Maree.Dickenson (@26breeny) on Oct 1, 2013 at 2:04pm PDT

3. You don’t have the energy for a bike ride on a summer day.

Mountain biking near Oberammergau, Bayern, Germany on a Wednesday afternoon. July 2014. @visitbayern @GermanyTourism @visit_germany #cycle #MTB #BikeGermany #Germany #iPhonephotography #mountains #bavarianalps #iPhone #outdoors #nature #travel #europe #sky #clouds

A photo posted by Brad Wilson (@rocketmanfw) on Jan 21, 2015 at 6:23am PST

4. You’re way too old for world-famous fests.

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