1. You avoid bread because there’s a remote chance you have a gluten sensitivity.
2. And you can’t man up to finish a liter of beer.
3. You don’t have the energy for a bike ride on a summer day.
4. You’re way too old for world-famous fests.
5. Without gridlock you won’t finish your 50 Shades of Grey audio book.
6. You think steel high rises are more scenic than this.
7. You’re so over walking up hills to reach castles.
8. You think it’s rude not to finish your meal.