8 reasons you should never move to Germany

1. You avoid bread because there’s a remote chance you have a gluten sensitivity.

You seem perfect to me. #pretzel #dachau #vscocam

A photo posted by Francesca Marra (@pistachio_peach) on May 30, 2015 at 9:46am PDT

2. And you can’t man up to finish a liter of beer.

#germany #munich #oktoberfest #firstliter #germanybeers #mylife #mylove #myholiday #nofilter #thepub #thelife #wonderlust #travelbug #2013

A photo posted by Sabrina.Maree.Dickenson (@26breeny) on Oct 1, 2013 at 2:04pm PDT

3. You don’t have the energy for a bike ride on a summer day.

Mountain biking near Oberammergau, Bayern, Germany on a Wednesday afternoon. July 2014. @visitbayern @GermanyTourism @visit_germany #cycle #MTB #BikeGermany #Germany #iPhonephotography #mountains #bavarianalps #iPhone #outdoors #nature #travel #europe #sky #clouds

A photo posted by Brad Wilson (@rocketmanfw) on Jan 21, 2015 at 6:23am PST

4. You’re way too old for world-famous fests.

https://instagram.com/p/tcK7PftxmI/

5. Without gridlock you won’t finish your 50 Shades of Grey audio book.

Auf dem Heimweg können auch schöne Dinge passieren #rainbow #colorful #hamburg #autobahn #linkespur #ichbinderschnellste #germanhighway #bmw #3er #feierabend #wochenende #weekend

A photo posted by Marcos Fernández (@marcos.j.fernandez) on May 30, 2015 at 10:23am PDT

6. You think steel high rises are more scenic than this.

Last stop in #germany. #germantown #universitytown #cityview #neckar #heildelberg

A photo posted by Claire J (@cl4ir.e) on May 27, 2015 at 10:12am PDT

7. You’re so over walking up hills to reach castles.

We travelled 4 hours just to see this castle said to be Walt Disney's inspiration for Sleeping Beauty's. #31daysineurope #day18 #munich #neuschwanstein #latergram

A photo posted by Ivan Lim (@ivanlimgl) on May 29, 2015 at 11:14am PDT

8. You think it’s rude not to finish your meal.

https://instagram.com/p/ts9A8pjIWA/