WHILE WANDERING AROUND a parking lot last season, dragging a shovel behind me and trying to determine which vehicle-shaped mountain of snow might actually be my tiny hatchback, I looked up at the sky and silently begged the snow gods to please just stop shitting all over my face every time I needed to leave the house.
And now look what I did.
Coming off a brown Christmas, ski resorts across the nation are feeling the effects of my bad vibes. With far below average snowfall this year to date throughout much of the US and even Europe, skiers and snowboarders like myself are spending a lot less time on the hill and a lot more time daydreaming.
Here are the trips I’d rather be taking during my snow drought: