How to: Survive a Plane Crash

10 tips for survival

• Grab an aisle seat. Better yet an exit row.
• Wear pants, a long sleeved shirt and closed toe shoes. If you have to leap through flames you want something between your tender flesh and the burning jet fuel.
• Pay attention. Note where the exits are and where the flight attendants are stationed. Also take heed of possible impediments that could slow your exit.
• Brace yourself for impact. Assume the crash position, head against the seat in front of you. The point here is to absorb the massive shock of the impact.
• Protect your face against smoke with something. Use a damp towel ( pack one in a plastic bag if you are extra paranoid ), a scarf or just your shirt. Most airplane deaths occur due to smoke inhalation.
• Forget your luggage. Don’t even think about it. Remarkably, some people start to reach for their carry on’s instead of heading for the exit. If I catch you doing this ( and you are in my way ) I will jump kick you.
• Breathe slowly. Slow the flow of smoke into your blood stream by breathing as calmly as you can.
  Get out of there. It takes about 90 seconds for a downed plane to burst into flames. That minute and a half is your window of survival.
• Stay low. Smoke rises, stay down and move forward. If you can’t see try and use the exit lights in the aisles to guide you.
• Get away from the plane. Out of the plane is not out of harms way, get real far away from the crash if you are not assisting other passengers.

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