Ever wake up with the room spinning and your skull cracking, wondering if anyone else feels as crappy as you do? They do. The following is the best of the Twitterverse from drunkards all around the world.

Photo: marksteelenz, Feature Photo: philosophygeek

–SO I WAS DRUNK in the bed of a moving truck last night… Hit a speed bump and somehow rearranged my face.. Cut, blood, whiskey hangover…

–worth it just for the drunk midgets

–definitely hooker spit. definitely poor choices. definitely hungover.

–Getting ready to meet my friend for some chicken wings, beer and football, in Farmville.

–got shitty drunk with my husband last night and for the first time said sorry for intentionally running someone over with my car

–i’m going to feel so bad for my twitter when i look at it and i drunk tweeted myself…

–it feels wrong to go to church hungover

–My butler George says his hangover is probably caused by the the bottle of champagne he drank after his usual bottle of Scotch and 10 beers.

–some fat old drunk guy broke into our house and tried to fight everybody.

–apparently being drunk, and riding a tricycle, can still get you a DUI.

–Now I know why those shots were called blue eyed blondes. They’ll kick you in the face and steal all your money.

–i’m not sure if which was worse, getting robbed or a 52 year old drunk man in my house at 3 am trying to sell weed. i hate this street.

–I learned a valuable lesson last night — never get drunk on an open tab. I’m sure there are more lessons to be learned from last night.

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About The Author

Candice Walsh

Candice is a travel writer and blogger currently stationed in St. John’s, Newfoundland. When she’s not shooting whiskey and hitting on men, she’s eating nachos and dreaming about her next big adventure. Check out her blog, Candice Does the World.

  • http://nancythegnomette.com Nancy

    Hahahaha-these are great, Candice.

  • http://lonelygirltravels.com Lauren Quinn

    Ouch! As good as Texts from Last Night.

    • http://milesofabbie.com Abbie

      Agreed, definitely reminds me of TFLN

  • http://matadortravel.com/travel-community/candicew86 Candice

    It was kinda insane picking through these, I kept getting like 20 new tweets within a few minutes. The world is drunk!

  • http://thefutureisred.com Leigh

    Too funny!

  • http://musictravelwrite.wordpress.com Michelle

    This is hysterical….I love the tricycle one. Great mental picture there.

  • http://miller-david.com david miller

    ‘hooker spit’

    damn.

  • http://www.http://www.bravenewtraveler.com/ maria

    “apparently being drunk, and riding a tricycle, can still get you a DUI.” That is brilliant but “hooker spit” why would you post that?

  • http://www.sydneyfivestarhotels.com maria

    I didn’t mean why would YOU post that by the way I meant why would anyone say that on their Twitter, bit more than we need to know :)

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