1. You know all the important saints.
You’ve searched high and low for your car keys, but you haven’t exhausted every avenue until you’ve said a prayer to St. Anthony. Every Irish mother has her own particular saint that works wonders for her and has never let her down. God is a busy man and doesn’t have time to be dealing with small prayer matters. The Heaven JobBridge scheme has allowed him to hire interns, or saints if you will, to take care of those jobs so he can concentrate on more important matters…like hating homosexuals and female members of the clergy.