1. You’ll buy a car.
Feel your blood run cold as you hurtle down the 110/101 interchange (AKA: the concrete ribbon of death) for the first time. You’ll savor the special triumph that is exiting the freeway in one piece. Then curse the parking gods for your inaugural street-cleaning ticket.
2. You’ll find yourself working out so much that trainers and yoga pants become your daily uniform.
Between Runyon, Soul Cycle, and Cardio Barre, it just makes sense.