1. Be overly affectionate.
We just don’t know how to handle your European face kissing thing. One kiss or two? What, three? It confuses us and makes us awkward as hell, forcing us into a kind of face-jig. If you insist on touching us, a really quick reluctant hug will do.
2. Order a light beer at the bar.
A light what? Who? You’re kidding, right? You’ll have a pint of ale and be happy with it.