1. You gain 5-10 pounds just by existing.
Everything is bigger in Texas. People, food portions, speed limits, drink sizes, even our hearts. As Michael Caine famously said, Texans are “all very big and carry a lot of guns. People just listen [to us].”
2. Dairy Queens and Bucee’s are everywhere.
Because where else can you get a corn dog when you’re driving to Lubbock at 2 AM? Oh… anywhere. We’ve got other notable roadside stops: Czech Stop Bakery in West, The Big Texan Steak Ranch in Amarillo.