1. Sopa aguada
Even when bottomless plates of soup were a definite part of your childhood nightmares, you must accept that your mom makes the best soup in the whole wide world and there’s no discussion about that.
2. Calling you names depending on her mood
M’hijito: peace and harmony reign the world.
M’hijo: all good, could be better.
Juan: Something you did or forgot to do… she noticed already.
Juan Alfonso: two names… time to start worrying.
Juan Alfonso Sánchez: as we Mexicans use to say, “ya valió madre”.