1. A Texan will eat kolaches like the world’s supply is running short, while a transplant will spend all his time trying to pronounce kolache. Soon enough, he’ll know to use exit 353 for the best roadside snack.
2. A transplant will stop eating once he’s full. A Texan will loosen his belt and add more fried okra to the plate, because everything is bigger in Texas…including ourselves.