13 Signs You Were Raised by an English Mum
1. She bought you booze when you were underage and going to parties so that she “knew what you were drinking.”
Yeah, little did she know it was to go with the 7 vodka shots, 2 litres of cider and questionable Tropical Mix you found in the cupboard.
2. When you were called by your middle name, you knew you were in serious trouble.
Usually because of the above.