1.
A normal friend will ask you if you’d like to take a walk with him to the store.
A friend from Texas will suggest driving the six blocks.
2.
A normal friend will end an argument by storming off.
A friend from Texas will remind you where he keeps his guns.
3.
A normal friend will treat you to a Thanksgiving of turkey, stuffing, and cranberry sauce.
A friend from Texas can’t start the feast without yams and greens.