1. Wearing an apron as a fashion accessory.
…And why isn’t this the norm?
2. Throwing a kegger with 10,000 of your closest friends.
3. The fact that no one’s going to judge you for loving polka.
And all the other foods that are bigger than your face.
5. Throwing food is socially acceptable.
6. The thousands of people cheering you on while you chug a beer.
It really helps with your success rate.