1. We gave the world the gift of flight. You’re welcome, world. And back off, North Carolina.
2. We gave the world Rock ‘n’ Roll. I mean, it started elsewhere, but we’re the ones who named it. Without us, you’d be calling it something like “boogie shake” instead.
3. We get to choose who your President is. Like, every single time.
4. We do football rivalries better than anyone.