1. That somebody dares to call you naco
Especially if they call you pinche naco. That’s mean.
2. An earthquake while you’re on the toilet
3. A direct confrontation with Mexican bureaucracy
Start preparing at least a night before the confrontation takes place. They’re gonna be rude, they’re gonna treat you like shit, and there’s nothing you can do about it. You’ll eventually learn that you have to arrive at government offices before seven, because “the system” always crashes at some point in the morning, that you have to bring extra photocopies of every single document requested and that you’ll probably have to return a couple of times because shit happens… You’ve been there, you know it’s true and you hate it.