1. Tell us how much you like the Dixie Chicks.
I dare you to go sing “Goodbye Earl” at a Lubbock karaoke bar. The rest of the world may have forgotten, but shockingly, a lot of West Texans are still “Not Ready to Make Nice.”
2. Tell us how ugly you think West Texas is.
Okay, we get it, the flat, brown fields of West Texas may not be as beautiful as wherever the hell you’re from, but it’s home and we love it. We don’t care that it’s barren and dusty. We don’t care that there are no snow-capped mountains. And we certainly don’t care about the lack of trees, because they’d only block our sunsets every night.