1. You don’t try to mix pálinka.
Vodka lime and soda, tequila with salt and lemon, rum and coke… most drinks can be mixed with something else, but there’s literally no way you can add pálinka to anything and create a drinkable beverage. Anyone who’s been drinking this fruit brandy for a while knows that with pálinka there’s no mucking around, the best thing to do is to get on with it — bottoms up!