First things first: I am not Hungarian.
I visited Hungary for the first time in 2005 with my Hungarian friend, Anita, and have returned to Magyarország 12 times since marrying her six years ago. We now run a business together and spend all day side by side. Therefore (and I think she will agree), I’m highly qualified as a Hungarian Piss-er Off-er. I’ve had practice.
Here’s how to do it.