1. You find yourself explaining to non-Utahans that Utah is not a dry state.
2. But there’s a good chance you grew up with no alcohol in your home.
3. And chances are you’ve hidden your drinking habits from your Mormon parents, friends, or relatives.
4. You know what a “Zion Curtain” is.
5. You want to spill beer on Max Hall’s family.
6. You’ve been to a tapless taproom.