Forget your haircut, the clothes you’re wearing, and your body language; believe it or not, your bartender can tell everything about you by what you order at the bar. Here is what your drink order says about you (according to your bartender):
Goose & Cranberry (or Red Bull): You don’t know what you’re doing.
Whiskey, neat: You’re hot.
Jäger Bombs: If you are a male, you miss your frat boys. If you are a female, you have low self-esteem that can only be appeased by sex with a stranger.
Old-Fashioned: You recognize the value in hard work, and hold the reward for that hard work in high regard.
Bailey’s on the rocks: You still live at home with your parents.
Moscato: You’re just ordering this ‘cause you heard it in a Drake song (p.s. it is a sweet Italian wine).
Bacardi 151 for friends: You’re a dick.
Bacardi 151 for yourself: There’s something wrong with you.