1. You use Cardinals seasons / games as points of reference for your upbringing and highlights of your life.
My fourth grade year was soundtracked by a remake of the Macarena set to the lyrics “Cards are in first and they’re gonna win the pennant / Tony is the guy who’s gonna help ’em win it / cranks out the wins / like an automatic juicer / TOOONY LARUSSA. They literally played this over the loudspeaker each morning at my Catholic school after we recited the Lord’s Prayer, and it was beautiful.
I can recount where I was for each World Series and playoff game, whether it was at my college apartment in Alabama screaming on the phone to my mom as Wainwright delivered the winning pitch, or after college when I was working in DC, never missing a game even though I lost a few friends who were Nats fans when we upset them (bandwagoners). You can take the gal outta St. Louis…