1. Assume we pronounce it “Missourah” instead of Missouri.
We don’t even know anyone who actually does the “Missourah,” but we give you kudos for being part of the .5% of the population who actually knows what state St. Louis is in.
2. Talk shit about our Cardinals.
WHAT? Do we talk shit about your town’s Minor league team the Railroad Coal Miner Stars? Oh wait, no one cares and you’re just jealous that we have one of the best teams in MLB history in our backyard.
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3. Get annoyed with at the abundance of Anheuser Busch products and our signature St. Louis / provel-style pizza.
When you’re in the home of Anheuser Busch and St. Louis-style pizza. We don’t go to New York and Chicago and run our mouths on their pizza, or talk about Milwaukee’s beer (to their face…)