1. You’re the conversationalist at the party.
That good ol’ Texas hospitality doesn’t go to waste. Whether you’re courting strangers’ attention or just talking it up with friends, Texans know how to be the life of the party. We may be the crazy one jumping off the roof into the pool, but we’re just as likely to wow you with our words.
2. You’re also the one who drinks the most.
I met a fellow Texan staying in a hostel in Boracay. When I saw him, he had a deep cut on his hand that looked like it needed serious medical attention. How did he get it? Not a clue. Just another drunken night as a Texan. We may not represent the best drinkers on the planet, but we certainly hold our own among other nationalities. We might do better at looking out for sharp objects.