If you’re still undecided as to whether or not you should pack up and move to Arizona, a little background information about the amazing locals will sure help you make a decision — soon you’ll not only want to live in this great state, but you’ll want to be a full-fledged Arizonan. Here are 10 superpowers only they have.

1. Super gastro immunity

A post shared by Katy Algar (@katyjokatyjo) on

We mix chiltepins and mezcal on the daily.

2. X-ray-level vision

A post shared by jason rothmeyer (@rothdigga) on

We can see tan rattlesnakes under rocks when visitors don’t even see the rocks. Some people have spidey sense; we have snakey sense.

3. Supernatural healing powers

A post shared by Ariel Bowlin (@arielbowlin) on

We can get a crystal/spiral/tarot reading, consult a shaman, enjoy a sage smudging, partake in a sweat, visit a native herbalist curandera, get chakra reiki and mantra cupping, and enjoy a vortex massage — all in one town.

4. Teleportation

A post shared by NAUCHI SANDBOARDS (@nauchi) on

We can ski on 10,000-foot mountains and sled on the sands of Sonoran Desert dunes — both within a few hours’ drive.

5. Time travel

A post shared by shwackem (@shwackem) on

We go from 5,000-year-old archaeological sites, hit a historic shootout reenactment, and then hole up in a futuristic self-contained habitat within the same day.

6. Precognition

We can tell when a monsoon is coming by the scent of creosote in the electrified air.

7. Evasive agility

A post shared by Tristyn Butler (@tristynbutler) on

We can slither deftly through a jumping cholla forest without running into a snag or a barb. It only takes one experience with the comb and tweezers to become a pro.

8. Invisibility

A post shared by Supergirl (@karaherms) on

At least, we drive like we’re invisible, running red lights and slamming into floods and potholes while assuming other drivers will slide right through our SUV.

9. Night vision

A post shared by Chuck Claude (@cdclaude3) on

Our secret way to see using only starlight is by enforcing laws against light pollution.

10. Immortality

A post shared by Chris Northam (@chrisnortham) on

It’s as if half the people in the state just keep getting older and older and older…