1. “I like the Cowboys and the Eagles.”
It is physically impossible for any Eagles fan to even entertain the thought of liking the Cowboys. It just can’t happen.
“Yings” is not a Pennsylvania thing, it’s a Pittsburgh thing and no self-respecting Philadelphian would be caught dead saying it.
3. “I always make excellent decisions at the Erin Express.”
The Erin Express is a day of drunken disasters and utterly devoid of good decisions.