1. You can pronounce any Spanish word properly and are at least a little bilingual.
2. You know the difference between a flauta and a taquito.
3. You wear cowboy boots as upscale footwear and flip-flops everywhere else.
4. You need a sweater when the temperature dips down to 70°.
5. You’re tanned in January.
6. You’re at the dog park in January.
7. You think a lake can be puddle-sized and that a mountain must be at least 3,000’ high or it’s just a hill.