1. You know what 4 Loko is.
A guaranteed blackout in a can.
2. And more importantly, you’ve survived it.
You’re sure you had a great time, you just don’t remember it. It better have been great to make this hangover worth it.
3. You’re a bonafide margarita connoisseur.
New Mexican bartenders shake up some damn fine margaritas, and like a Pokemon master, you’ve tried them all!