8 Reasons You Should Never Date a Girl From Texas
1. They’re the most beautiful of all American women.
I’m definitely going to catch some flak for this one, but it happens to be true. Not only are we the state responsible for creating the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders (paying them a fair wage is someone else’s department), but after being with someone so physically perfect, you’ll find it ruins dating for you in any other state…or country…or planet.