1. Snow days
It is simply not acceptable to go an entire winter without at least a couple days off to play outside in the snow. But it’s a fine line — too many snow days will require that we make them up and steal from summer, and with what little summer we have, we’ll put the chains on the school bus tires to avoid that!
2. Brats (also known as “braaaaaaats” and definitely not “bratwurst” — it would be far too proper!)
If you have not taken the Brat Oath of Sheboygan, you’re not one of us.