In Great Britain, you don’t shot put, you wang Wellies. Or at least that’s what this infographic, put together by HolidayCottages.co.uk, suggests. Below is a list of some downright bizarre (eating stinging nettles?) traditions and games and where you can find them on the island. After a quick look over, we think you will agree: it is time for us to organize the Great British Olympics! 
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Swimming in a bog… competitively?
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Racing lawn mowers has pretty broad appeal.
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In which competitors knock stacks of pastries off a ledge with blood sausage.
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Having an entire town of teenage boys fight over a chunk of silver sounds like the surest way to break everything.
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It’s sort of like tossing a massive javelin, but you get to wear a kilt.
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Damn right it’s time to consider chucking rain boots haphazardly across a field a sport.
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It’s like normal horse racing, except everything is tiny and adorable!
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Gently tossing an egg to your friend sounds like a wonderful way to spend a weekend afternoon. I’m in!
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Because running between pubs with a sack of wool used to be a sure way to impress a lady.
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Using a hardboiled egg to break someone else’s hardboiled egg is such an endearing competitive sport that I almost cried watching the 2013 finals.
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It’s like the Coney Island hot dog contest except competitors are just straight-up eating stinging nettles. So, you know, totally insane.
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Just taking footsie to a whole new absurd, borderline Salvador Dali surrealist level.
You absolutely rock, Great Britain.