The perfect job for the Halloween season, Vio Security, a home security company, is looking for a true crime fanatic to spend their days listening to podcasts while they record their heart rate.
According to the job posting, “Upstanding detective or criminal mastermind, true crime lover or adept podcatcher, scaredy-cat or ‘final girl’ — if you have a taste for the macabre, Vio Security is looking for a [person] who knows whodunit. This Halloween, we’re shelling out $1,666 for one crafty crime buff to listen to 31 hours of the top true crime podcasts. Think you could handle it?”