There are certain things that are simply unheard of in Wisconsin. If you’re going to the ATM instead of the TYME machine, adopting a vegan diet, or ridding your closet of any green and yellow clothing, you’re bound to befuddle a Wisconsinite. Here are nine more ways to confuse someone from Wisconsin.
1. Offer them a non-alcoholic beer.
“Non-alcoholic beer” is basically an oxymoron to a Wisconsinite. It’s simply not a concept we have, and merely mentioning such a thing will leave us wondering why we’re even hanging out with you.