1. When booking a hotel, you double check to make sure the bathroom floor isn’t carpeted.
In case you need to bust out your iron and do a last-minute hot wax.
2. You strongly considered moving to Banff after seeing a job posting for a part-time dishwasher on the area’s Craigslist.
It’s so perfect because now you can get your work visa approved.
3. You missed your family reunion last summer to use your vacation days for a heli trip.
You don’t even feel bad.