1. You can successfully navigate the 2nd avenue and 1st avenue obstacle courses through the East Village, dodging delivery trucks, meandering (often drunk) pedestrians, opening car doors, and left turning drivers with ease and grace.
2. Your morning commute includes at least three instances of yelling at a car driver that is about to run into you.
3. Your morning commute includes at least four instances of yelling at a pedestrian that is standing in a bike lane on their cell phone.