1. ‘Just jaywalk. Nobody’s watching.’
Actually, everybody is watching — especially those motorcycle cops who are lurking on the nearest street corner and just waiting to zoom out of nowhere with a flimsy pink slip for you. Don’t even think about avoiding those bright yellow road signs or violating “California traffic regulations” in any way for that matter. The City of Angels is notorious for punishing pedestrians for petty little crimes, especially if you’re “foolish rural people who are unfamiliar with city ways” (aka ‘Jay.’) Seriously, even celebs aren’t impervious to these infamously dumb fines, which can get as hefty as $250 a pop (that’s quadruple an illegal parking citation).