Photo: RavenEyePhoto/Shutterstock 31 Things You'll Never Hear Someone From Greenland Say Greenland Student Work by Tina Egede Nov 5, 2015 1. “A trip to Qaanaaq this weekend? Sure, we can afford it!” 2. “There’s a blizzard; I gotta cancel my plans.” 3. “Let’s become vegan!” 4. “It was a quiet and calm end of the month in Nuuk.” 5. “Ugh, another seal for dinner.” 6. “No, I didn’t get to see any Northern Lights last winter.” 7. “Aleqa Hammond? Who’s that?” 8. “Sure, I’ll pay for your fresh vegetables.” 9. “It was so warm, I had to go inside the house to cool down.” 10. “It’s almost too easy to find an apartment to rent.” 11. “Nope, never been to a rock festival.” 12. “I don’t need to learn how to speak Danish.” 13. “Don’t forget your swimsuits and sunblock when you go to the beach.” 14. “Blackberries? What do they taste like?” 15. “The best thing to use when it rains is an umbrella.” 16. “I never use blinds during summer.” 17. “It takes hours and hours to get to the other side of the town.” 18. “What does dried fish taste like?” 19. “We have waaay too many restaurants in town.” 20. “And we definitely have too few bars.” 21. “I love how there’s never delays with flights.” 22. “We’ll win the Island Games this year. I’m sure of it!” 23. “Premier League? No, I don’t know anyone who watches it” 24. “I hate spending summer weekends sailing and cooking out.” 25. “This Greenlandic cake has too many raisins in it.” 26. “And I bake better than my grandmother.” 27. “I’d rather spend Christmas on a beach somewhere warm.” 28. “These kids today, they speak perfect Greenlandic.” 29. “I can use internet on my phone as much as I want to.” 30. “I like how the taxi drivers drive so slowly and are so respectful of other drivers.” 31. “Hunting is outrageous!” Trending Now Everything You Need to Know About Going Wild Camping — Legally Apr 9, 2024 The 10 Best Nudist Resorts Around the World Apr 10, 2024 21 Zion National Park Cabins to Make Your Desert Dreams Come True Apr 2, 2024 This Road Trip Expert’s Free Map of 429 National Park Sites Will Vastly Improve Your US Travels Apr 22, 2024 The 20 Best Airbnbs Near Universal Studios Orlando Apr 5, 2024