1. “Maybe I’ll smash your haircut.” (Poate ţi-o iei în freză)
If you keep annoying me, I might smash your face. But if you want to argue with me, your haircut is going to be strongly affected.
2. “Does your father have other stupid children?” (Mai are tac-tu copii proşti?)
Maybe you should look around and see who you really are.
3. “Go and walk the bear.” (Hai, plimbă ursu)
Hump it, swag. Go away, as far as you can.